Hi fellow selfhosters!

What hostnames do you use for your systems and services?
And maybe why if it’s an interesting story.

I’ll start:
Steam Deck: krax
Smartphone: krix (once I get LineageOS installed again)
MiniPC: krux
Reserved for future use: krex & krox

Creative, I know. 😅 The names have no deeper meaning. The x comes from Linux. That’s it.

I know some of you use god names of certain pantheons, such as Thor. But I find that boring as a lot of people are doing that.  
 
 

Now let your pants down and tell me all about

your embarrassing host names!

  • nomad@infosec.pub
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    25 minutes ago

    Used to be names from Neuromancer like “ono-sendai” and variations of that.

    Now laptop is “flat”, server is named after it’s purpose like log, mail, mon, hosting, storage, etc.

  • nf999@lemm.ee
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    3 hours ago

    Asterix & Obelix themed.

    • Asterix is a rpi4, strong and small with ssd running dockers with homeassistant, revproxy and webserver, and camera storage.
    • Idefix is a rpi3, mainly test only nowadays.
    • Obelix is my desktop running voidlinux.

    I used to have Pneumatix which is the mailman as the mail server and Panoramix, the druid, as domoticz server, Heroix, chief, as firewall and Bellefleur, beauty, as webserver 😉 All were LXD virtual servers on a pentium 3. I try to find a character matching the functionality. Except for domoticz all are now dockers on Asterix, so less use of funny names.

    Non linux machines would be roman names from Asterix & Obelix, but I have none …

    At work we used famous dogs. Laika, Pluto, Cerberus etc

  • Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca
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    3 hours ago

    I have pebble, pabble, pibble, rebble, rabble, ribble and nibble.

    Though the primary server is old enough that it was from a time when I named everything after Transformers, so it’s Shockwave.

  • lipilee@feddit.nl
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    3 hours ago

    My little pony. My pihole is pinkypie, mediaserver trottingham, homeassistant is ponyville, and my backup server is canterlot. And so on… :)

  • FunkFactory@lemmy.world
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    4 hours ago

    pretty new setup but so far I’ve got

    symmetra - synology dsm (nas)
    junkrat - intel nuc main server

    need to name my desktop/laptop now and maybe networking gear. thinking ramattra for the router and zenyatta for the bridge

  • Shirogane Ryu@r.nf
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    5 hours ago

    I Used Gondolin for my PC but after reinstalling I didn’t put it back on and left the default

  • somenonewho@feddit.org
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    5 hours ago

    Naming my devices after stars. Specifically stars in Ursa-Major

    Desktop: alioth Laptop: alkaid Smartphone: alcor SteamDeck: dubhe Server: sarir

  • clif@lemmy.world
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    8 hours ago

    Mine are named after the penguins from the Madagascar movie : Skipper, Private, Kowalski, and Rico.

    Unfortunately there’s only four so I often supplement with a suffix. For example, I’ve got an old windows laptop kicking around that is “rico-w”

    … I should really commit to a naming scheme with a wider array of options.

  • Victor@lemmy.world
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    9 hours ago

    I named mine after Rocket League cars.

    • Octane (main desktop)
    • Breakout (laptop)
    • Dominus (laptop; older, larger)
  • Fillicia@sh.itjust.works
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    9 hours ago

    I go for the unoriginal but oh so simple: location-type-No

    So HL-SRV-01 is “homelab server no 1”

    HS-DSK-02 is “House desktop no2”

    NA-LPT-01 is “Not Applicable” because this is my admin laptop that I expect to move around a lot so I always treat it as high-risk.

  • SoulKaribou@lemmy.ml
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    17 hours ago

    I started with pirates of the carribean, so…

    blackpearl: main PC Redpearl: raspberry pi Purplepearl: refurbished laptop. The router is … router

    The phone is zizidane (“donkey dick” in French, also playword on Zinedine Zidane).