If it’s publicly traded, just don’t.

The one exception I have is id, but I also don’t preorder, so if they fuck up the next Doom or Quake, I’ll know before I buy anyway.

Not even worth pirating.

Which is why we have to stop it now if we don’t want unfeatures.

Good enough for me.

Yes. That could work as well.

Porn

Well of course they can’t offer a real certificate for piracy. It would actually be for privateering.

I mean, it’s just a piece of paper for competing an otherwise random set of extracurricular activities. MIT students do memes all the time. Well, they use to. I think the administration is trying to crack down on fun stuff.

If Piracy wasn’t a legit, high technician career, why would MIT offer a Pirate Certificate?

Nah. Make the mods battle in a gladiatorial arena for my enjoyment. Winner get the userbase.